Towing company bluster

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I saw this sign go up in the last few weeks. Obviously unenforceable but just an alert to what some companies are going to try to assert they have a right to do.

https://imgur.com/W7k75IG

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Why is it that, when people commit to the expense of commissioning a professionally made sign, they don't bother to have someone with a reasonable command of English proof read the text? This one is cringe-worthy on myriad levels...

At least they got the possessive apostrophe correct. So there's that.

I almost want to text the number on the sign to ask if it is just a bluff or are they willing to commit theft. In all seriousness, surely these companies are aware of the laws that govern their bread-and-butter work? Or are people just so stupid that they do not acquaint themselves with the basic laws pertaining to their core business activity?